The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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One year, my family revised the words to The Most Wonderful Time of the Year and I hope you get a chuckle from it too. 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The traffic is hopping

The Christians are shopping

There’s no parking here –

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The eggnog is flowing

The fruitcake is glowing

And here comes my beer –

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The house needs a cleaning

The kids are all screaming

My heart’s full of fear –

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The bills I am dreading

The tree started shedding

I just hit a deer –

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

My eating’s not stopping

My new pants are popping

With trash up to here –

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The big day’s all done now

Chrisma-Hana-kwanzaa-kah has come

Pack it up ‘til next year –

Was the most wonderful time

Just the most wonderful time

Yes!  The Most Wonderful Time of the YEAR!